Happiest Place on Earth

Instead of going out for a pre-fixed dinner, my boyfriend and I opted for Mickey Mouse pancakes, rides on the Matterhorn Bobsleds and eight hours spent wandering around Disneyland. Not only did I have a blast, but I also came away with a few learned lessons:

-Children should not be on leashes. Ever.
-Don’t ride Splash Mountain if it’s less than 70?.
-Getting married at Disneyland isn’t as glamorous as it sounded when I was young (I saw a bride with Mickey Mouse ears and a veil).
-Judging by my performance on the Autopia ride, my license should be revoked.

Rat tails

are never okay.

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